He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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