It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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