Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
The best revenge is premature balding
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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