she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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