thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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