Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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Have fun and good luck.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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