Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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