Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I think your dad took our porno
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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