I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
