So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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