yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
