Nicole vs. Life
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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