You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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