Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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