This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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