Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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