i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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