We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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