i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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