I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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