So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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