is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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