There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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