yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Randomize