I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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