just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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