brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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