he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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