Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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