Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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