like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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