What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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