I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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