You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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