Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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