Your tits are I can't wait for
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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