Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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