they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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