Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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