is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
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