8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Sext me about skeletons
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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