Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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