i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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