Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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