thus making me awesome and them whores
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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