No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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