haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I think people are normalizing furries
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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