I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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