Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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