I can text with my tongue
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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