mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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