No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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