i need an iv and a liver transplant
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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