I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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