we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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