Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
The feeling are messing with the penis
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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