i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
