it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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